Well they say that a captain goes down with his ship...

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 08/08/2016 at 15:45 • Filed to: None

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Not me though! If this place is going down, it won’t be under my command. As of today, Monday, August 8th, 2016 at 3:45pm EST, I am stepping down as President of Oppo. To all my constituents, mostly the ones who voted for me, I would say I’m sorry for letting you down, but I really don’t give a fuck. I’m retiring to a less public life.

For the final time as President, Rolland out.

EDIT: since apparently nobody knows politics here, my former VP, theLOUDMUSIC, is now president.

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 15:46

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mostly the ones who voted for me

So... You?

Your boy, BJR > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:47

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I voted for you/SaveTheIntegras.

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 15:48

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I guess that makes me the new president.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 15:48

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Zoidberg for replacement!

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 15:49

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OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:50

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I’ll see you in the Supreme Court

Mercedes Streeter > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 15:50

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I vote me for replacement President!!!

not for canada - australian in disguise > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 15:51

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I hereby declare myself as president of Opposite Lock, and my first motion is to abolish the position of president and instead declare myself as Prime Minister and Oppositelock as a constitutional monarchy under our queen Dog DeMoro

God save the queen.

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/08/2016 at 15:51

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 15:52

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I’m voting for you again, this time for “president in exile”. That way you can claim you’re the true ruler the whole time. I may also found Hupp PAC.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/08/2016 at 15:52

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I know you are but what am I?

LongbowMkII > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 08/08/2016 at 15:52

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Whatever happened to Nixon?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Mercedes Streeter 08/08/2016 at 15:52

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Second.

not for canada - australian in disguise > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:52

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Exactly. It proves that I’m trustworthy and I didn’t forge votes like SOME people did.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 15:53

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No honor. What a shame.

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/08/2016 at 15:53

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/you-only-got-o…

not for canada - australian in disguise > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:53

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suck my dick toyotafuck

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/08/2016 at 15:54

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If I can find it, I will.

Your boy, BJR > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:55

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Nah. That'd be the Vice President. theLOUDMUSIC

Your boy, BJR > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 08/08/2016 at 15:57

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No my former VP is president now

Your boy, BJR > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/08/2016 at 15:57

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No you bitch. This isn't commie land, this is America.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:57

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You’re certainly no Celica owner. You are a fraud.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 15:58

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TREASON!

Your boy, BJR > Mercedes Streeter 08/08/2016 at 15:58

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There already is one. theLOUDMUSIC.

MultiplaOrgasms > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/08/2016 at 15:58

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At least Hitler had the decency to stick around until the very last minute and then commit the greatest final “fuck you” of all eternnity.

LongbowMkII > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 16:01

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Being a car site (kind of), may I suggest an AUTOcrat?

I'll take myself to the prison camp, thanks.

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 16:05

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no

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 16:05

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no

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 16:05

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no

Your boy, BJR > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 16:07

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Quiet, shitposter. I may have been forgiving with you, but the new powers that be might not have as much patience as me.

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 16:08

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/no-1784991849

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 16:09

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What am I supposed to resist now?

Xyl0c41n3 > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 16:15

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...”mostly the ones who voted for me...”

You mean “mostly the mouse I used to hit ‘refresh’ over and over again in that rigged election,” don’t you?

Your boy, BJR > Xyl0c41n3 08/08/2016 at 16:18

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I have no clue what you're talking about. I am not a crook.

Your boy, BJR > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 08/08/2016 at 16:19

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The mods.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > LongbowMkII 08/08/2016 at 16:21

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I think I saw a documentary about his head being preserved in a jar or something

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/08/2016 at 16:22

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As the actual president of Oppo as declared by the previous president, SUCK IT

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 16:23

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Consider it done.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 16:26

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Resigning before you can be impeached. Classy move.

Steve in Manhattan > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/08/2016 at 16:27

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I heard that Emperor of Japan guy might be available soon ...

C62030 > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/08/2016 at 16:30

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Gilmore Girls is now the official TV show of Jalopnik

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/08/2016 at 16:35

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 16:35

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Wait that makes ME president

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 16:40

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To be serious for a moment - just got home and lots of joke posts about Presidents and whatnot, also just read the article saying lots of Gawker sub-sites will be sold at Auction....is this actually the end of Oppo...?

kanadanmajava1 > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 16:42

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This isn’t America. This is internet and here everything is possible yet anything can also be impossible.

You should reconsider canceling your resignation. You still have supporters. For an example this fabulous toad.

BKosher84 > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2016 at 16:42

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLw158z1jUw

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/08/2016 at 16:48

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I hereby declare myself minister of the Opponadian Military under For Canada, and my first act is to replace all of our current military vehicles with Bombardier Iltises.

yitznewton > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/08/2016 at 16:52

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MultiplaOrgasms 08/08/2016 at 16:55

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See. Literally worse than hitler.

MultiplaOrgasms > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/08/2016 at 16:57

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I literally said that shortly after his “official” inauguration.

not for canada - australian in disguise > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 08/08/2016 at 17:01

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I support this motion and hereby put all of our funding into supplying our military with these vehicles and also placing rocket launchers on them just because.

not for canada - australian in disguise > C62030 08/08/2016 at 17:03

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I support this motion also.

Ike > kanadanmajava1 08/08/2016 at 17:11

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Can the toad be in charge?

xyzabc > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/08/2016 at 17:13

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“Point of Parliamentary Procedure!

Ladies and gentlemen, (...I’ll be brief.) The issue here is not whether on occasion OPPO time-shared a few stores, or took a few liberties with our assigned Media Loaner Vehicles / Rental Cars - we did. But you can’t hold a whole Web Page Staff responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted Junior High School-level Journalists. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole Automotive Press Corps in this country? And if the whole Automotive Press Corps is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our Freedom of the Press in general? I put it to you, fellow Oppo’s - isn’t this an indictment of our 1st Amendment Rights?? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the Constitution of the United States of America!

Gentlemen!”

kanadanmajava1 > Ike 08/08/2016 at 18:00

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I think that the toad can be but they are known to be a bit hard to understand. This might not be a problem though.